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My friend and I just started to randomly write ho on our homework. She’s in the lead by ninja writing ho in my binder
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wouldn’t it be frightening if you walked into a room and suddenly boss battle type music started playing out of nowhere
Not unless you’re walking into a fight
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i actually had this conversation today
Omfg this guy in my English class was bullshitting on a girl who gets around 9 minutes on a mile. I gave home the biggest lecture that everyone runs differently and may not have the body built to run so don’t even start with that!
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Dan and Koots stream!
So THIS is what happened at their streams! (Been too lazy to watch me srry not srry)
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do you ever just
make a friend and think
I am so glad this friend is mine
For every single friend I have made
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If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.
I would take all the honey and eat it, survive the bees attack, then call the bug keeper. Job: accomplished
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Sly looks so concerned and cares so much. I wonder if this was a genuine reaction
I never do this but that face is making me fangirl so hard right now
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"Dan is boring"
"Sly is too loud"
What the fuck did you just fucking say about them?, you little bitch? I’ll have you know they graduated top of their class in the Navy Seals, and they’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and they have over 300 confirmed kills. They are trained in gorilla warfare…
Conclusion: don’t fucking mess with the critters
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